After Lunch Laugh : About Friends…‏

Friendship is not about “I m sorry “ its about “abbe teri galti hai “

Friendship is not about “I m there for u “ its about “kahan marr gaya saale “

Friendship is not about “I understand “ its about “sab teri wajah se hua manhus“

Friendship is not about “I care for u “ its about “kamino tumhe chhod ke kahan

jaunga “

Friendship is not about “I m happy for ur success “its about “chal party de saale“

Friendship is not about “I love that girl“ its about “saalo izzat se dekho tumhari

bhabhi hain “

Friendship is not about “R u coming for outing tomorrow “ its about “ nautanki nahi, hum kal bahar ja rahe hai “

Friendship is not about “Get well soon “ its about “ Itna piyega toh yehi hoga“

Friendship is not about “All the best for ur career“its about “bahut hua, abhi toh switch mar saale“.

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Regard,

Rahul

Latest Errors From Windows Vista

The following are new Error Messages seen in Windows Vista:

1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

4) Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.

7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

8) This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

9) Windows message: “You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?”

10) This is a message from God: “Rebooting the universe, please log off.”

11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.

13) COFFEE.SYS missing… Insert cup and press any key.

14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted… Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)

15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

17) Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.

18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found… Use backup… PENCIL & PAPER.

20) User Error: Replace user.

21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 – “OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)”

22) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic. Evidence Nuker Software will permanently delete everything you want erased.

Latest Errors From Windows Vista

The following are new Error Messages seen in Windows Vista:

1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

4) Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.

7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

8) This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

9) Windows message: “You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?”

10) This is a message from God: “Rebooting the universe, please log off.”

11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.

13) COFFEE.SYS missing… Insert cup and press any key.

14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted… Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)

15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

17) Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.

18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found… Use backup… PENCIL & PAPER.

20) User Error: Replace user.

21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 – “OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)”

22) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic. Evidence Nuker Software will permanently delete everything you want erased.